Second post second post second post...

I refuse to be crippled by an overabundance of choice!

I can see why people would choose themes for their blogs, I really can. I was always the kid who hated it when an english teacher would tell us to write a story or an essay about "anything". Lack of perameters terrifies me. Waddaya MEAN, anything?!!! I can't deal with that! Give me an idea! A jumping off point! Telling me I can do whatever I want is just cruel!

But I shall not let this blog die after one post, damnit! So I am going to sit here and listen to Challengers and munch on my grapes until I think of something.

Incidentally, is anyone else as sad as I am about the whole "grapes are now bad for us" thing? I remember a time when the reasoning was that grapes were green and come out of the ground, and were therefore good for us. And now Cosmo's telling me that they're full of the wrong kind of sugar and will make me retain water. An ugly trend, if you ask me.

Actually, these grapes smell really funny. Kinda like someone ate stew out of the tupperware they're in and then just rinsed it out before putting it back into the cupboard where all the smells have been stewing for six months. I think I am going to go throw these out, now, before they upset my tummy. Excuse me.

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That took much longer than expected! I got distracted by the dog - she wanted to play with the Chewy Toy, and I could not refuse her. I kinda miss these animals when I'm not around them. They make excellent bed companions, pillows, and give you a delightful sense of ownership. And whenever I'm worried that one of the Crazy Small Town Albertans has broken into my house and is about to kill me with a broken bottle, I am much reassured that the dog would probably hear them before they could get to me.

Oh goodness, I'm babbling. I've been set loose without a topic! LOOK OUT!!!

Ummmmm.

I give up. I just wrote a very long paragraph filled with much nothingness, and now I give up. I'll think of something interesting later, I PROMISE.